heaven’s most wanted quote

Kip clapped his hands. “Isn’t it beautiful? I wasn’t sure about the fountain, but now that it’s here, it’s just so adorable!”

At first glance, it was that classic woman pouring water from an urn statue. Except it wasn’t. The face was a cartoon kitten with oversized ears, and it was wearing a chain-mail bikini underneath those chaste robes. For lack of words, Aggie echoed blandly, “Adorable.”

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heaven’s most wanted quote

“I’ll stop by tomorrow and fill out a report. You can add this to my other fines.” Aggie crossed her arms and kicked a round stamp. It spiraled across the floor, disappearing deep underneath a utility shelf.

Through blatantly clenched teeth, Abraham said, “Your fines have reached maximum capacity. You’re delinquent.”

“And you’re a bad librarian,” Aggie sniffed. There. She said it.

He grimaced, a look that went deep into his eyes and caused him to shudder. “You don’t mean that.”

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heaven’s most wanted quote

She went back to the fridge for a refill and felt brave enough to adventure inside for food. She didn’t trust the leftovers in a square foam container, but there was a yogurt still factory sealed and not yet past expiration date. It was a flavor called ‘strength and stamina’ with pictures of bananas and strawberries lifting weights. The container was black with red text, promising Aggie all the help she needed to power through her next testosterone-fueled workout.

She was too hungry to not eat the man-yogurt, and it really was just banana strawberry.

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heaven’s most wanted quote

“I didn’t have time to mark all the places you need to sign.” Raymond picked up one and scanned it. “I’m sorry, I really am. We have to get this all this filled out and signed before the elders’ meeting tomorrow.”

“You said that was next week,” Aggie said, but she wasn’t entirely sure that it wasn’t next week already.

“I was wrong. Tomorrow they’re reviewing financials, next week it’s cat videos.”

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heaven’s most wanted quote

If there was anything worse than housework, it was someone else’s housework, especially if that someone had coerced her into doing it, and didn’t even live there anymore. Ms. Fuentes was the perfect worker—always on task, thorough, precise. That unfortunately meant that Beth had to be as well, but no matter. The aura of lemon disinfectant could be washed away with a lot of hot water and maybe some other-scented disinfectant.

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Abraham understood. And he knew better than to trust her.

Beth said, “Actually, I just wanted someone to talk to.”

“Bullshit.”

“No, really. I mean, you know how hard it is being what we are. No one trusts you. Everything, even just a simple hello, gets construed as some sort of game. I haven’t had meaningful social contact in three weeks, and it hurts.”

Abraham raised a single eyebrow. His time in Heaven hadn’t dampened his sense of style or grooming. His white polo was emblazoned with the library’s logo of a book in a halo, and he managed to wear it like he chose it, instead of the other way around. “You pulled me from a meeting for ‘meaningful social contact?'”

“You didn’t mention you were in a meeting!” Beth threw her hands up. “I’m sorry, then. I didn’t mean to waste your time.”

“What did you expect? I’m an angel. You’re an almost-demon.”

“Would this be the best time to remind you that less than two weeks ago, you were a demon cavorting with an almost-angel?”

“Cavorting is a strong word.”

“Would you prefer madly in love with?”

His eyes flared. She shrugged and quickly added, “It’s fine. I don’t care. Your secret is safe with me—and whoever else saw you making puppy eyes.”

That was probably not the wisest thing to say. But hey—she’d already lost his help by taking him from that meeting he refused to tell her about. Apparently, becoming an angel mandated passive-aggression.

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heaven’s most wanted quote

“You think siccing a hell-beast on me is fun?”

“Of course!” He pouted his lips. “Though I guess if I thought this through a little better, I’d have set this up in front of my court so everyone in Hell could see. You’d quiver in fear that the Infernal Tiger Hell-Beast would rip to shreds.”

“I’m not afraid, because I’m not playing.”

“Yes, you are. You have to. I’m the devil and you have to do what I say.”

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